Submitted by woodrow on Sat, 07/01/2006 - 01:22.
With a sweaty palm wrapped around the rung of a steel ladder I reached up, unlatching a trapdoor to the slanted roof of Disch-Falk Field in Austin, Texas. As always I'd entered the stadium under the dark of midnight by hopping an outfield wall then walked over the Astroturf outfield, turned up the stairs into the grandstand and approached the press box where I climbed over a desk to reach the ladder to the roof.
The handle on the trapdoor wheezed a metal-on-metal grinding noise as I